Here goes nothing.?

Thats a good one!


I have one for you.


There is a young up and coming illusionist doing a gig on a cruise ship. The night is young. The atmosphere is spectacular.





The young mans sets up his first illusion. It is a dissapearing coin.


The trick goes off without a hitch,when in the crowd the silence was broken by what sounds like the voice of a Parrot.





Araw! Its in his sleeve!





The young man, not bothered by the Parrot, performs his next trick. A dissapearing set of keys. Again the trick is performed with ease. Then out in the audience.





Araw! Their in his pocket. Araw!





By now the performer is getting perturbed.


For his next act he gets a person from the audience to help him.


A young beautiful lady. The young lady is placed in a box and the door is closed. The performer spins the box,opens the door, and in amazement the young lady is gone. When again from the crowd.





Araw! shes under the box,shes under the box. Araw!





The performer is getting pi#@%ed to say the least. When all of a sudden the boat comes to sudden stop. Explosions are going on all around. Everything goes dark.





When the performer wakes up he finds himself floating in the the ocean on a chunk of wood.All alone he thinks.


Then he notices the Parrot floating on a piece of wood in front of him.


The two stare at each other for a long period of time without saying a word.














Then the Parrot breaks the silence.














Araw! Ok, i give.














Where did you put the boat?

Here goes nothing.?
that was really long, and really not funny. thanks f/ wasting my time.
Reply:lol that is a good one... here is a star
Reply:hehehehehe


hahahahahaha


lol i like it


you get a star
Reply:lol that was a good one and a very smart parrot ;)
Reply:this was one of my favorets' you get a star.
Reply:That was cute :)
Reply:Not bad. lol